Why did I write this?

This story is a Trump x Reader story. It's a very spicy meat-a-ball-a. Rawr XD. Here are some real reviews from Yelp: "ye-YEE this book made me yeehaw" ~Taylor Swift "I would nuke the US, but then this book would never get updated again, so I will not" ~Kim Jong Un "Esketit" ~Lil Pump Overall Ranking: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Y'all, this story got that #1 ranking in the #donaldtrump on 11/21/18)

Bernie is the only person that understands him. Bernie is the only person that makes him feel like the Mexicans don't need a wall. Donald is scared. He's never felt those feelings before. He always thought love meant a man was paying for a woman to have sex with him and take care of their children. Donald learns love means something else. Love means Bernie.

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

You know it is is Cannon.

Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.

Tbh my otp ;)

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...