Our Princess

"Cry baby! Cry baby!" The other orphans shouted at me as I sat in the puddle, crying Why was I such a crybaby? "I-I-Im n-not a c-cry b-baby!" I whisper shouted back at them, wrong choice

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...