"So you two sleep together? " "We have sex. " he said. "Same thing." "Well yeah. " "But you hate eachother? " "Hell yeah. " we said at the same time. I hate him so much I'd kill him in a heartbeat.

Roommate Two "All you say are lies, lies, and lies."

[ONGOING] In which Jimin is fed up with his boyfriend, Taehyung, and asks his best friend, Jungkook, to swap boyfriends with him for a month. top!taehyung bottom!jungkook

" kookie " " stop calling me that " " but.. you're my kookie... " >> Sequel to " Orphan "

it all started one night during a thunderstorm when namjoon finds his friend crying in a corner with his thumb in his mouth.

my name is jungkook and i was 18year old... i was bullied by a guy and his name is taehyung... he was totally a jerk... im a nerd ofc he always bully me... and he is a hot and popular guy at school...i hate him so much..... we both rich as hell.. i never show that i was from a rich family.. well taehyung like to showoff.. well jerk.. until one day... my parents told me to meet them at a fancy restaurant..... as i was entering the restaurant i saw a person that i never wanted to see... want to know what happen next... well u guys have to read the book first.... 😊

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

Everybody knew Paxton Flynn was gay. Nobody knew anything about Sebastian Crown. Everybody had a crush on Sebastian. Paxton, well he has had his moment. Paxton's the popular nerd. Sebastian's the loner Jock. Paxton finds it hard to stop talking. Sebastian's always quiet chewing on a bubblegum. When these two worlds collide for a chemistry assignment. There can either be A plus results or an F disaster. Either way, Chemistry is Chemistry. ©CriticallyIntense

This just some random funny (pretty lame) jokes! Enjoy :)