A queen fanfic with Ben Hardy as Roger Taylor. What would happened if a girl is the fifth member of Queen? Most of the dialogues are queen memes :)

Freddie Mercury falls in love so quickly and so often most people wouldn't call it love. He loved Mary, and always will, but as he's cheating on her with a man, Robert Plant is cheating on his wife with the woman Freddie wants the most: his backup pianist. Will be forced to finally settle down? Will he come to terms with his sexuality, and will his current obsession understand?

Roger and his bandmates are heading home from their Sheer Heart Attack Tour but then they crash in a distant, foreign land. What will happen to them? And more importantly... What comes next? (A Roger x Reader fanfiction) May involve censored swearing. And a little gore.