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written by the pansexual asswagon, fia. I can see you, Bella. jfc I made this at waffle house what's wrong with me

you already know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is Mike Faist x Salad Already hooked? You should be ;)

"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. "STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. "AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THEYRE OLD, BOLD, AND READY TO.... break out of jail? And quite possibly break a hip too!

Ever wanted to date Tony the Tiger? I know I have! Enjoy!

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

you know when you're so tired but desire a good storytime from old tales collaboration with: @BeWaReThEScArE

Lil Timmy becomes cool and dabs

just some oneshots between Ryan Seaman and Abe Lincoln.