Namjoon picked up Taehyung, who started- "Um, babe? I think he's growling at me. Is that supposed to happen? Is he supposed to do that? Did I break him?" *** Namjoon, father of six, tries his best...although his kids don't exactly make it easy for him. *** Highest rank: #1 in fan fiction, 5/27/2018

***This story is currently being rewritten! This means that yes the plot will change a bit. Like the timeframe and other things but it will connect with some of the more recent chapters. Please be patient with me!***** ---------------------------- "Don't let the lights blind you. You'll be in too deep before you know it." Kim Seokjin is a young tired actor waiting to just finish the time left on his company's contract. Kim Namjoon is an aspiring idol trainee, anxious for the day he and his members will debut. In an attempt to promote his group, Namjoon is sent to the new variety show "Hello Seonbaenim!". Due to karma, Seokjin is also casted for the show. The show portrays young rookies meeting and forming friendships with celebrities, and by fate Seokjin is paired up with Namjoon. On camera each smile and laugh, but behind the cameras, they're each caught up in their own problems. Money, scandals, corruption, fame doesn't seem all its said to be.

They tell you one thing when you become a teacher: Leave your personal problems at home. Kim Namjoon's problem, however, is also in his workplace. The problem being none other than his coworker, housemate and best friend, Kim Seokjin. Namjoon's daily life consists of teaching English at Hiteu High School of the Arts for Healing. Among that, he resolves teenage drama and has to handle the teasing from his fellow teachers and students regarding his closeness to Seokjin. Every day he's telling everyone, and himself, that he's just a friend. Kim Seokjin has been only that since the day they've met.

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

"i'm a siren." "you're the thing on my car that flashes blue and red?" "no, jeongguk," taehyung sighs, "i don't go wee woo."

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine february 2017 - march 2018

"Say meow for me one more time.." [ CRACK AU ]

"Your dogs always fucking mine."

"Hey!" He screamed, rushing forward and swinging the poker. He struck the creature on it's side and it turned its white head slowly to look at him with dead, hollowed out eyes hidden in the socket of it's skull. Jeon Jungkooks family was destroyed by some kind of demonic creature. He has spent his whole life looking for clues and ways to kill it, but his plans for revenge are cut short by a group of campers who need his help. ©chimchimicorn

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