"I'm fat, aren't I?" "You're skinnier then my pinky." "You're such a liar." "I can see your fucking ribs."

//Discontinued// "Don't go to the Malik Mansion" They said. "The Malik Mansion is haunted. Paranormal activity fills the house." They said. "Don't go in there." They said. "All of you people are complete loons!! There's no such thing as 'Paranormal Activity'. We'll prove it." 4 stubborn dumbasses said. Need a book to satisfy your horror cliché needs? Need a laugh at a poorly written book by preteen me? Then this is the book for you!

the boys get stuck on a train and niall and harry have to share a room together. that would be fine if harry wasn't crushing on niall and niall wasn't such a tease. // in the process of being edited by @IngridJames. // 1D bromance awards (Leprechaun 2013) - 1st place & best cover.

Niall Horan was visiting the States from Ireland on a school field trip. It's summer, so they decided to visit Denver, Colorado. Hoping they would enjoy a nice peaceful vacation for a whole month. They were far behind paradise, as days crept by. One by one each of Niall's friends either go missing, or mysteriously "drown." Niall thinks they are just little mistakes and thinks nothing of it after he has finished the mourning of his friends. The leader Zayn, can't detemine whether or not he should go with the plan to eat little Niall. He contemplates and instead falls in love with him, how will Niall react? Zayn wasn't always like this, he had friends, a future, a family, what went wrong? Will the other three decline Zayn's love for Niall and instead eat him? Niall was only hoping to find a good vacation, instead he's now the center piece of a delicious feast.

(1st Place in 1D Bromance Award Summer 2013) Niall Malik, the little brother of Zayn Malik is finally allowed to go to a normal public school, like his brother instead of being home schooled. For 15 years of trapped willingly in the house, Niall is excited to meet new people and mingle with Zayn's friends. Liam Payne is feared by everyone at school. His bad boy appearance; tattoos and piercings explained everything about the Wolverhampton boy. The only person he'd never beats up is his friend Louis Tomlinson and girls. But nothing can stop from these two hearts, innocent and full of hatred, to collide,.....

❝baby, we could make some midnight memories.❞ © Leticia Walsh 2013

liam payne is blind and bullied

Louis Tomlinson keeps three secrets--three that change him. First, Louis Tomlinson isn't like the other boys. He's known since secondary school; but it took him a long time to come to terms with it. Louis' sexuality is one of the hardest things he's had to deal with, and he has to deal with it alone. He knows how foolish it would be to tell anyone else--people can be so judgmental. Secondly, Louis Tomlinson is depressed. For him, depression is no longer a condition, it's a state of being. Happiness doesn't exist in his life--he struggles just to get out of bed day to day. Louis hates himself, he hates his sexuality, and most of all, he hates his life. He slowly begins to understand what it means to be truly alone. His third secret is comes in the form of his creamy-skinned, curly-haired Cheshire flat neighbour. Everything from his rosy cheeks to his mossy-green eyes have Louis going mad with longing. He's never even exchanged a word with him, but he knows that he's addicted to this boy. He is Louis's drug, and he can't get enough of him. He's Louis's dirty, dark little secret that he has to hide because he's scared of being left alone yet again. But they say that holding things in can destroy a person from the inside out. And these secrets are breaking Louis Tomlinson.

Louis Tomlinson of the famous British-Irish boy band, One Direction, has become corrupted and rather depressed. Everyone assumed it was because of his and Eleanor's break up, but it's been almost 9 months now and things are not looking up for the eldest band member. When Simon Cowell forces Harry Styles to move back in with his ex-best mate in an attempt to fix him, how is Harry supposed to act - and is it too late to save the Doncaster lad? ϟ Book 1 of the 'Outlaws of Love' Series.