Before you judge me and my parents, Officer, I hope you'll realize that we were pushed to our limits. Some people are just, well, they're jerks. A domestic comedy of passive-aggression, gardening, birding, and a hot El Camino. Thank you for reading this Wattpad (formerly) Featured Story!

When hardship strikes a cat's life, few are unaffected. Some choose the path of sorrow and grief; while others...well, others choose the path of revenge. Shadekit suffers many losses and tragic events in his young life. And he makes the decision that changes his life and attitude forever...he chooses the path of revenge... Read on to find out more! Based on the Crazystar books and Salmonstar's Fate.

[Sci-Fi / Fantasy / Romance ] Aurora Rosa is bonded—but not by choice, her existence is tied to a man she has yet to meet. Forced into submission because of her origin, her fate is sealed. Why? Because she is the property of Zachary Thomson. The man who owns her contract. As an Immortalia, she is nothing but a product with no expiration date. With extraordinary powers, she’s useful to many. Useful in the sense that she can benefit several businesses—that is until they tamper with her nature, and transforms her into a weapon instead of a tool. Cover Model: Miss Mosh http://miss-mosh.deviantart.com/ Cover art: Prisim

It has been a long time since the conclusion of the second Great Battle. The threat of Splashheart and the Dark Forest has faded after Crazystar's success. Although the legendary gray-furred she-cat has long since been with StarClan, her legacy continues on within all of the Clans, not just ThunderClan. On the opposite side of the lake, one of the kits of Salmonstar, Crazystar's friend in RiverClan, has just risen to the title of leader after the tragic death of Tawnystar. Although there has been a long stretch of peaceful moons, it appears that the days of Pebblestar's leadership may be darkened by an ominous prophecy: Horses territory will part the great river in two. After a tough choice, Pebblestar turns to his sister, Minnowstream, and asks her travel far from the lake on a dangerous adventure. As Minnowstream sets out as the leader of a long journey, she begins to wonder if she can truly handle the responsibilities of this journey and overcome the challenges she must face to reach the destiny StarClan has laid out for her.

When seventeen year-old Runner was sentenced to death for stealing a loaf of bread in MegaCity One, his dreams were literally at an end. But then he opts to sign up for the Remnants of Men, a government sanctioned search for a rumoured fresh water lake beyond a radiated wasteland. At first, it seemed like a second chance to a new life, the transformation from zero to hero. But after an encounter with a rabid gang of men suffering an acute insanity, he soon comes to understand that he is one of many discarded into the wasteland to study the cannibalistic effects of a new drug called the Sixth Sense. Olivia Patterson has had one too many doses of the Sixth Sense and owes a massive debt to a shadowy rebel and loan shark called Death-Throe. Being the daughter of the City's dictator, she knows too well that the gallows awaits any who associates with the rebel. In an attempt to free herself, she acquires an asset in the form of Runner and finds herself always at the edge, for if he survives it means freedom for both, but if he dies...

Something more powerful than the Dark Forest is about to cause disturbance within ThunderClan...and it's love. Bumblestripe has loved Dovewing forever. But after she rejects him for another cat, he wonders if there's any way to stop the pain that seeing her causes- and decides the only way is to get rid of her. A tale of murder and betrayal, heartbreak and abandonment, Bumblestripe's Insanity is a captivating novel that leaves readers hungering for more and left wondering what happens next. Because in this story, NOBODY is safe...

It has been a while since the Clans won the battle against the Dark Forest. ThunderClan is prospering under Bramblestar's leadership and the rest of the Clans have been thriving too. But a strange black liquid is covering ShadowClan's territory, killing and poisoning their prey, and ShadowClan's leader, Blackstar, decides to steal prey from ThunderClan to keep his Clan from starving. Bramblestar originally intended to attack ShadowClan, but his sister, who had fled from the ShadowClan camp when she heard that Blackstar intended to steal ThunderClan's prey, begged him not to attack them. As ShadowClan keeps pushing farther past the boundaries, will Bramblestar chooose loyalty to his sister or loyalty to his Clan?

~The flame of mischief will rise to attempt to defeat the dark splash of murder and betrayal~ Crazykit is the daughter of Swiftstorm and Flamefoot, and as a kit, often finds herself doing things she shouldn't be, such as knocking over the fresh-kill pile and moving the medicine cat's supplies. But as she grows older and matures, becoming an apprentice by the name of Crazypaw, and then later a warrior, things in her life suddenly grow very serious as she discovers a huge secret. The brave gray-furred she-cat finds herself trapped in a forest of lies and bloodshed, forced to watch the Clanmates she cares so much about die all because of a treacherous plot that she is only just beginning to uncover....

Young Salmonkit is destined to become leader one day. After all, she has everything you could ask for in a warrior: eagerness to learn, limitless friendliness, intelligence, and natural talent. She makes a friend in Crazystar, the leader of ThunderClan, who warns her of an upcoming battle from the darkest force of all. But will her plans to lead her Clan in the Great Battle be spoiled by a tragic ending?