donkey walks in on shrek and fiona, which soon escalates to much more.

i wasted $10000 on you

Barf barf gag gag lemon to death.

Luck won't favor always.

Donkeys Are Special And So Are You! is a Silver Recipient of the prestigious Mom’s Choice Award. It also received an honorable mention at The New York Book Festival, along with being awarded two silver medallions at The Florida Authors & Publishers Annual Conference in Daytona Beach! Tom's purpose for writing this book is to share his love of miniature donkeys with children and to show them how situations in their lives are similar. These nine short stories depict how both children and donkeys make mistakes, both learn from their mistakes, and both are very special!

A short story for children.

Shrek is the hot hunk that lives next door to me .. he's sweet, charming.. and HOT. Hopefully I can win his heart.. but then there's donkey.. I love them both...who will I choose?

A nonsense poem about a donkey.

Evil rhyme

A bootylicious Shrek story u will def come to love 4real. No cap. Shrek Shrekians Shreklandia shriek shrook. Most impressive ranking: #4 Farts Started writing when extremely bored between 2019 - 2021. TRIGGER WARNING! probably the worst thing you could possibly read on Wattpad. Maybe? It's very hard to tell. Don't say I didn't warn you. Ehem! Anyways: (Enter sir David Attenborough) ONCE UPON A TIME... You (yes, you!) are an ogre living in the swamps. Being close friends with Donkey, you find yourself interested in his best friend, shrek, the hottest and most badass ogre in your village! And he seems to be interested in you too. He has rejected everyone else. Is he interested in you? Is it even possible for the most charming ogre out there to have you on his mind? Does it matter that he already has a wife and kids? Read and find out. GLUTEN FREE, MIGHT CONTAIN OGRES and pain.