Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

In this world...... we live with halves. Halves are people infused with animal DNA. This story of halves started in the year 2027. A few people sought out to purify the world of humanity. The humans have plagued the world with pollution and other harmful man-made chemicals. Those people set off a bomb meant to kill every living thing on earth, but that didn't work out for them. One person building the bomb was not on the same side they were, her name was Briana. Briana put animal DNA inside the bomb last minute. She was found out by the others and killed. When the bomb went off the revolters were surprised that the bomb spread a disease, that disease was spread to about half of the world's population. the people who caught the disease, they...... transformed into well, halves. Now it is the year 3216 it is after the war between humans and halves, it ended a few years ago. The humans still aren't very accepting of halves, some are against halves. Still... even though halves have even rights as humans, we still hide in the shadows not wanting to be seen. We don't usually reveal ourselves as halves and many of us had our families killed or missing. As you can guess... I'm a half too and... a special one at that. Do you like the cover??? I drew it myself :P