Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Laisa is a Dalish elf with a traumatic past. When her Clan is destroyed, she finds herself at risk of dying in the wilds, as the distant Inquisition defeats its immortal enemy. Saved by a passing elven mage, she becomes drawn to the elusive Solas... Spoilers for end of Dragon Age Inquisition and Trespasser DLC HIGHEST RANKING: #1 - Solas #1 - bioware #1 - fenharel #2 - dalish #2 - dreadwolf #3 - inquisition #3 - inquisitor #9 - varric #10 - dragonage

Months ago, Katara arrived at the Royal Palace to save her tribe and to win the heart of the famed Prince Zuko at any cost. She thought THAT was going to be difficult, but after startling romantic revelations, an attack on the Royal Family, a hidden Avatar, and a nefarious rebel group in the shadows, she might be in over her head. The Prince's Choice sequel. The Selection!Zutara AU Book 2 of A Delicate Subterfuge Series

Katara is 18 and the Southern Water Tribe has held an uneasy allegiance with the Fire Nation for the last 100 or so years. When Katara's tribe goes through a food shortage, Katara takes it upon herself to make sure they survive. She agrees to enter a competition where the young Prince Zuko will choose a wife out of 35 women. Katara promises herself she only has to last a day until a truce she can't ignore is offered, and now Katara is in it for the long haul. A Zutara! Selection AU. More couple tags to be added as they appear.