dinosaur sex mustve been wild

right so there was this doll my friends and I worshiped in sixth grade who ended up ruining our lives so here's the story

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Just some kinky shrek and Barney smut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Itz been a few yearSEQUEL TIME!!

'Just lay, in the atmosphere, a casual affair..' 'Hush hush, and don't you say a word...' 'A lover on the left-' Shreck is a handsome movie star, married to the presidents beautiful daughter, but deeply in love with another man. '-a sinner on the right' Brent Wilson is a rockstar in band called Brent and the Onions, the boyfriend of a supermodel, and the face of beauty in the music world- but secretly gay and in love with Shreck. But- on June the tenth, 2014, Brent Wilson and the Onions go on tour, Brent, me and this Onion, leaving Shreck behind. Secrets will be told, gays will be kidnapped, lies will be spilled, Mormons won't be religious, hearts will break, aliens will be glittey, New York will stop, and hands will hold- but one thing will stay solid- Brent's mad affair- But- It's only casual, they say, Only a casual affair.

"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

just fucking read the story