Dio wakes up from his nap and is very hungry

La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is just a crackfic for god's sake.

A tragic tale of betrayal, taxes, poverty, and cheese.

Risotto is literally about to die from the braindamage