Okay this is going to be really offensive to hardcore Christians, so don't read it if you are one. I'm writing this for fun and I am not a Christian so. A friend requested this. Enjoy

She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

Mhm.