The discovery of interstellar life was a shock and welcomed surprise to many humans. They quickly allied with the Universal Space Legion, the strongest group of the Galaxy. Slowly but surely, humans began to integrated into their ships. One ship that welcomed human crew members was the Freelorn ship, a transport vessel. Xylion, the second-in-command, quickly learned that humans are much stranger than he could ever have imagined. As he begins to learn and get closer to his new crew members, strange things begin to happen. When conspiracies of past incidents and faces that haven't been seen for years come to find him, Xylion will have to figure out just who he trusts. The humans, or the USL? --- Cover by @LynnWildr

So I'm really into Humans are Space Orcs, and I decided that I would make my own little short stories and such about the cute but terrifying creatures we are and our strange habits. So enjoy my kinda bad but comprehensible writing, and thanks for visiting my story.

Humans are really a category of their own when it comes to the known intelligent life of this universe. This guide aims to help you keep you and your crew in the loop on human behavior. Wishing you safe hyper-jumps! ~ highest ranking: #7 in humansareweird #2 in spaceorcs #383 in aliens #750 in space

so I've dove down a hole of this Humans are Weird tag on Tumblr, so i thought i'd make a book of my favorite ones, and some i come up with myself. i'll try and put the persons Tumblr on the page in case you wanna check them out but i might not always be able too. enjoy!

"I could just be pointing over here like awww look at that cute little puppy- DON'T TRY IT ALIEN!" Kha'm jumped backwards in alarm, her green skin flashing yellow for a moment. "What?!" "You... you.... INHALE this?" "Uhhh... yes?" "But why?" "Because it makes me forget how much I hate myself and think so little of how I-" "Silence, I've heard enough." *speaks into communication device* "We need a few hundred adolescent feline creatures-and Sickness Sticks."