yup bill x dipper, this is one shot (i almost write one shit instead of one shot. haha) sorry for the wrong grammar and wrong spell english is not my first language. hope you'll like it.

(Mostly Old) (Mostly TordTom, to be honest, since Tord is mostly the top in these) Heyo everyone. I was bored and have to wait to make another story, so I thought 'you know what? I'm going to make a oneshot book!' So, yeah. I'll post about requests in the first chapter. Ranking: #289 in fanfiction- October 5, 2017 #292 in fanfiction- October 14, 2017

Please read this before reading the book itself. This is a mature book made for older viewers. Suggested age 15+. If you are younger than 15, do not give me angry comments saying that "OH GROSS HOW COULD YOU RUIN MY CHILDHOOD".....Kid....You gotta find out about sex at some point in life... You're not gonna be pure for the rest of your life unless you never go to the store to buy food, you never come out of your house, and your completely antisocial. IT'S SIN FOR GODS SAKE!!!! Nobody's perfect. Not even Tom and Tord!---I just realized how much I like to make my parts on the thirteenths <3< Probably to show you my age- DOOD