A story about a girl and her brother goin around eatin people's and killing people's (duh) then one day they meets a persons who will change their future from Hell to Fun then back to hell. I originally made this for the lolz but I guess people really like the lolz because they asked me to make a book 2. So that's already out if you enjoy this story. Ps: if you find any grammar or spelling errors please inform me by commenting but the ones in the description are on purpose. PPS: This book kinda sucks. One out of ten would recommend it.

Grab ya tissues and ya popcorn cause you're gonna be laughing like heck when you finish reading my new comedy series entitled Max and Ruby. Its no secret where my inspiration came from. I just woke up one day from a nap and logged into wattpad. I then looked up and noticed my TV was set on Nick Jr. and the show Max and Ruby was starting. So as I'm sitting there thinking: "what the hell..?" The episodes started rolling and inspiration struck me! So the basic point of an episode is that Max is an innocent little bunny with a bitchy big sister named Ruby who is always putting him through hell. To be honest I feel sorry for the little guy seeing as how he has no choice but to obey because its a kid show and all but I'm also sitting here wondering "Where the f*ck are their parents??" Anyway, you get the idea. So if your brave enough and can handle extreme laughter then go on ahead. [Short Story] *COMPLETED*

I was bored when I wrote this, I would delete it but eh. This may be cringy and Im sorry for that. Also I write this character as possible trans, your character realizes she feels more comfortable in her own skin. I was still learning about the LGBTQ+ ⚠️Self harm and abuse ⚠️ ~you have been through a lot and your mom thinks it would be a good idea to get out of the city and get some peace and quiet. As you guys get relax, strange things begin to happen.~ This also might not follow the full logic from actually BJ so yeah. And for my own sake I will be spelling beetlegeuse as beetlejuice because it's easier for me.

Hopefully Dronian doesn't read this No one else is doing this so I guess I'll do it :)

Story Completed <3

Billie x Female Reader story "All I'm trying to say is that-" I was cut off. "What are you tryna say, huh? Spit it out" She walks up to me threateningly. I can feel her warm breath against my face. "That you hardly talk to me anymore!" "Well maybe fucking I'm busy" she spits at me. In reply I just shake my head in disbelief. Achieved: #69 - femalexfemale (I'm not joking lmfao)

❝Waiting is hard, but I will spend as much time alone as I have to, if that means getting to spend the rest of my life with you.❞ ▬▬▬▬▬ I don't own the quote used above Highest ranking: #468 IN SHORT STORY Warning: slow updates

(Slightly revised and rewritten as of october 2022) Cassie works as a waitress at a local diner in New Jersey. Nothing remarkable ever happens until she meets a certain asshole called Master Shake. (Shake is human in this story because i am a freak but i can show some restraint.) CONTAINS MATURE THEMES AND SMUT, CHILDREN POLITELY GTFO

Sorry for weird cover! CONTAINS SMUT AND LANGUAGE

just taking a break from my other story