"The language of friendship is not words but meanings." -Henry David Thoreau- "The only way to have a friend is to be one." -Ralph Waldo Emerson-

despite spending 97% of my time drawing, i make only 1-3 good drawings per week

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!