Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

//most of this sucks// #1 in Bodyhorror 5/24/2019 "Demons are shifty and clever creatures. They find you in your darkest most unstable moments, latch to your skin, and never let you go." -Eiden -*- Things never were the same after the Robot Incident. Surprisingly, Edd was the thing that changed the most. He shakes and twitches and he... he hears voices that no one else can. ~~~•~~~ WARNING: MATURE THINGS LIKE: blood, gore, PTSD, schizophrenia, torture, murder, depression, just a general unhappiness throughout the entire story, demons -*-*-*- "I honestly love this! It's an amazing story, and I find it interesting." -RKRKWaat "I love this book. There are so many books I can find like this and [but] I love this [one]" -Valleygal12 Started: March 24, 2017 Ended: May 2, 2018

((((This is my first time making this story so I'm probably gonna be Bad at it so please don't be mad or anything i mean you can judge me if you want to idc but I hope you like the story)))

(COMPLETE! AND THANKS FOR 451K READS!) You are just the average girl, swallowed up in society's rude comments and hateful remarks. All until your kindergarten friend, Timothy Sutton, comes back into the picture. You quickly find out he's Masky, your favorite Creepypasta (and if he isn't your favorite, some readers have told me this story made him their favorite). And then, chaos. Kidnapping, murders, lies, heartbreaks, ponds that take you to alternate realities, furries that do magic, and much much more! Things never calm down for you, simple to say. Let's just hope you make it through to finally live your happily ever after! Achievements: #238 in fanfiction which is pretty high! Damn boy-band fanfics got the top 200! (Entered into the #fanfiction-awards!)

Classic Kiss, Kill, Marry but with the Creepypasta! Get ready for some hard decision making. Cover by me!

Quotes and facts every teen can relate to! They'll make you laugh, make you cry or in my case, blow your mind because of how many things you do that you never notice!

*100,888 words* Strange things happen under strange circumstances and sometimes the most unsafe people make you feel the most safe. When you meet Jeff, he's not exactly like the stories you've heard. Perhaps he's just broken, but aren't we all? Can you fix each other? Will he finally be able to love something, despite his insanity? What are the true stories of him and other creepypastas?