Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Summer, the loveliest time of year! Unfortunately for you, your parents have to travel for work with the ministry...Where will you stay, you ask? Don't fret, your best friend Draco and his family have generously offered to let you stay with them until your parents return. There's only one issue....you're deathly afraid of Draco's father: Lucius Malfoy. Who wouldn't be? He's a very intimidating wizard. I wonder what he thinks of you? started in november 2018; word count: 15,136

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Updates are slow! Lots of oneshots All characters I write smut about are 18+

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Lucy Heartfilia Fairy Tail's celestial Mage, Fairy Tail's light, Fairy Tail's family member right? Wrong. Fairy Tail is dead to her they caused her suffering. But for what reason you may ask. Just because she isn't as strong as all of them. It's funny right. They actually just used her for a space unfilled by Lisanna Strauss. When she came back Fairy Tail changed it's look on Lucy Heartfilia calling her weak throwing the occasional bottles at her. It could drive a girl on edge and it did. Lucy has one terrible fate awaiting Fairy Tail and it surely won't be pretty.

Through some rather odd coincident, you were forced to live with the Joestar family. As for now, I will feature characters from part 1 to part 5. Just a simple fanfic and i hope you enjoyed it. All JJBA characters belongs to Hirohiko Araki. Also pictures are not mine.

Lisanna has returned from Edolas . Everyone in the guild is celebrating except for one. Lucy has been invisible to the whole guild except to Lisanna, Wendy , Mirajane , Laxus , Raijinshuu , the exceeds and Master. Lucy then decided to leave the guild and train. Lisanna tried to stop her but it was too late. What will happen to Lucy as she meets a dragon in the forests where she decided to train...?

Nightmares haunt her nights and she has no idea why. She sees things in the shadows; sees ethereal beings; sees fate coming for her. Suddenly she is cast to another world. This is an Aragorn fanfiction. [keep in mind this was written when I first joined (nearly 3 years ago) and... yeah. I warned you o-o] This is the first book in the "series". The sequel is titled "From Middle-earth, to Wyoming" All Rights Reserved. Plots not related to LOTR or The Hobbit are rightfully mine. All characters not relating to LOTR or TH are mine (Alex, Aunya, etc.). Characters resembling living or dead are purely coincidental. Written in Sept./Nov. 2014. Unpublished (due to hacking scare) in August 2017. Republished in August 2017. Not edited since 2014. Ranked #2 in LOTR fanfics. Wow, what an honor, thank you guys so much! lotr_love

***Sequel to 'Roses for Rachel'*** Everything has changed, and the stakes are twice as high. Rachel's story continues.....