We told him what happened, we told him what we saw. But he still didn't believe.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

*🚧 under construction 🚧 * • Someone bumped into me and I fell flat on my behind. "Ouch" I got up and bumped heads with the person who knocked me down. "I'm sorry. I didn't see where I was going. I really need to watch where I go," he chuckled. Wait. I know that chuckle. And that voice. •