Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

A bunch of snek memes to give you serotonin because they give me serotonin

*Featured on the Wattpad fright and Ghost profile!* Read these stories at your own risk. Some of them have gore and many are rituals you can perform. Others are tips and tricks to escape demonic activity or maybe even how to get out of a coffin while you're alive... Highest Rank: #1 in horror These stories are a mix of both mine and stories found off the internet.

!! COMPLETED !! BOOK 2 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman tumblr: we-ah-foive-secuhnds-of-summah

People hate seeing tears. Suck it up, people often say when they see them. Why? Because they are afraid of tears? Tears, even though are clear, are often portrayed with the colour blue. Blue is Tom's usual colour. No one likes blue; no one likes Tom. ⚠️ Warning! Depression, self harm, and suicide. If you aren't comfortable with these subject I highly suggest not reading this book. Cover by ShadowCat xxx220 on YouTube.

• note: very little consistency, I'm still learning •