If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Ever since Clockwork (me) has broken up with Chris in high school, Clockwork has felt heartbroken and has been looking for someone to love, her best friend, Jeff, has been going through many health conditions, and Jeff was then the only person Clockwork could talk to. Days later, she meets a guy that literally changes Clockwork's life. His name is Toby Rogers, or Ticci-Toby. She falls in love with him, and Toby falls in love with her, but they are afraid to confess their love with each other. Will they be able to confess their love before time runs out? Or will Toby as well as Jeff die within mental conditions?

Serena Luppi always thought of herself as average, and so as an average person one should have an average boring life. Right? Wrong. It all changed when she met the lone wolf at Luna Peak Grey Wolf Preservation. A/N: I update at an extremely slow rate but unless I have stated it I promise you I have not given up on the story. I just tend to take my time when it comes to writing.

Here's some information of the characters I may/may not right about. They are from roleplays and if there's some request for a full story on their origins or pasts I may or may not write it.

She had everything left to live for, He had nothing left to die for, She was too weak to run, He had nowhere to go... He should be inflicting terror, pain and despair. Yet he's partly doing the opposite. [picture on cover, credits to gatanii69 in deviantart :3]

In another dimension, where the fellow male creepypasta's were females encountered a strange, magical mirror. Could that mirror possibly mean the disappearance of the creepypastas, or a new kind of story?

We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!

I am Ticci-Tina. Never heard of me? Good. I am Ticci-Toby's identical twin sister, Tina. I guess I'm... overly-possesive and protective. This is my life story. How I met my brother. How I found him. He's good at hiding, I'll give him that. But, I always get what I want... whether it's a kill, to be alone, or have him. So, I chose to have him. The only family I have left, that might actually still love me... unlike my mother. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Cover is made by me. I took a picture someone else made, and just tweaked it a lot.