"Frankly, I think it'd be hilarious, Schlatt." "Yeah, I'd think the same if it wasn't me doing it!" Honestly, Schlatt had no idea how this came about. They were already talking about it when he joined them, so god only knows how they ended up on the topic. He'd protest but at the end of the day, $900 if he managed to take the guy to bed? And still $650 if he didn't? Could he say no to that? Could anyone say no to that? ~ Basically, JSchlatt gets bribed to hit on Wilbur Soot and it's a highschool AU Things happen I blame my awful friends for convincing me to make Schlattbur fanfiction (This is the characters not the real people, that's icky.)

In this story its an AU where Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are a family and they adopt Tommy. Wilbur goes through many struggles through his teenage life, and needs some assistance. In the AU Tommy is around 13 year old, Wilbur and Techno are Phils biological kids. Theyre twins and around 16 years old. Phil is probably like 40-45. Extra stuff: Some ships of the CHARACTERS are in the story. I WILL NOT BE SHIPPING TOMMY, TUBBO, PURPLED, OR RANBOO WITH ANYONE. THEY ARE MINORS. I think everything im going to put in this book is okay with the content creators. I have looked to see the content creators boundaries so I will follow them (by boundaries I mean like if they're okay with fanfiction or whatever). Everything in this book is based off of their personas. Some of the characters aren't even like how they are on camera and I just use the same name or friendships or whatever. Last thing is that I AM a minor so please keep that in mind before commenting something about me if you do. BEST RANKING atm #15 in new as of March 12 2021 #14 in Phil #2 in Wilbur #2 in schlattbur as of July 5th 2021 (If we are being honest its just Wilbur angst now)

Jschlatt was a murderous psychopath but Wilbur Soot didn't believe it for a second.

I decided to write SleepyBois angst because I was reading it and felt like writing my own. Don't question my mental state or life decisions. TWs will be at the top of each chapter. Chapter cover art by SAD-ist

Exactly what the title says :) NOT shipping the real people. ONLY shipping their online personas. DISCONTINUED