Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

(i hope you'll give this a shot despite the cheesy title) Dedicated to my friend Vanya, whom I started this fanfic for ^^ Wade doesn't think he can be saved. Ever since his face got fucked up, he didn't see much beauty left in him. That was until Peter came around, with a determined goal; to be the hero everyone already thought he was. DISCLAIMER: obviously I don't own the characters, that goes to Marvel. COVER ART CREDITS TO HamletMachine ON DEVIANTART (thanks to @dreamychara for letting me know!) https://www.deviantart.com/hamletmachine

"Hey, Mr. Stark..." Peter laughs nervously, but tries to lighten the tension nonetheless. "Did you just put me on hold for the last three minutes and twenty-eight seconds?" Tony inquiries, his voice chillingly calm. "'Cause last time I checked, a teenager who is given a multi-million dollar suit answers the calls of said person who gave the teenager a multi-million dollar suit." Peter fights a deadly new villain with Tony and Team Spidey on his side! Full of angsty, hurt-comfort, and fluffy moments of our favorite Irondad Spiderson duo!

After months of working with Spider-Man, Wade Wilson realizes there are a lot more to the hero's powers than meets the eye... AKA The one where Wade notices that Spider-Man has been acting weirder and weirder, and the more he looks into it, the more he realizes that his not-so-normal partner in crime(fighting) is a lot stranger than he thought. (RATED MATURE FOR FUTURE SMUT)

Peter Parker is Spider-Man, so his life has always been a dangerous one. But with an unkillable boyfriend and nearly 10 years of experiences under his belt, he was beginning to think that he had this life figured out. Until one day, someone breaks into his apartment.

Peter never grew up with Uncle Ben and Aunt May. He grew up with HYDRA, trained and brainwashed to be even better then the Winter Soldier. He spends ten years with HYDRA, being their weapon. He's lost all hope that he would ever escape, but maybe a sliver of hope resurfaces when the Avengers are unknowingly sent to retrieve Peter. Maybe Peter will be able to do something other then be a weapon. •AU where Tony keeps his cool when he finds out the truth about his parents, and where they all stuck together. (Cross-posted on AO3 and FanFiction.net)

Sorry I couldn't get to most of the requests.

First one-shot description: Peter nearly jumped out of his skin as soon as they made eye contact, and would've propelled himself onto the safety of ceiling if not for the 210 pounds of anti-hero in his arms. He did tense up, and it took a long, terrifying moment before he squinted at the shadowed figure and leaned forward. "Shiklah?" He whispered, " What are you doing in my apartment?" To be honest, he's not sure why she's so angry in the first place. Until the man in his arms shifted a little and it hit him. He's currently in bed. With her ex-husband. Naked. <><><><><><><> Started out as one one-shot, but I ended up making more. Oh well.... NOTE: THIS IS RATED MATURE FOR VULGAR LANGUAGE, STRONG THEMES, AND OCCASIONAL MILD SMUT. #1 in PINING (6/7/2019) #2 in SASS (6/10/2019) #8 in ACTION-ADVENTURE (6/11/2019)

Tony Stark is convinced by his family friend Obadiah Stane to adopt a kid in order to improve the tarnished image of Stark Industries. The media always loves a soft, single dad, so it's perfect to get the PR they need. Pepper is enraged. Rhodey is disappointed. Happy is confused. All of this, Tony expected. What he doesn't expect is to bring home a kind-hearted, intelligent, four-year-old kid named Peter who slowly gets him to come out of his egocentric shell.

During the day, Peter Parker is just an average teenager, except for the fact that he's an orphan living in an abusive orphanage. But during the night, he's the famous Queens vigilante Spider-Man. What will happen when Peter becomes an intern for Stark Industries and the Avengers are sent to capture his alter-ego? | | | | Story Started: ~30/8-19~ Story Ended: ~13/1-20~ Cover by: Banannersandwich on instagram