Jesus loves me, this I know... For the Bible tells me so... Little ones to Him below... They are weak but He is strong... (Note: This story is a retelling/remake of the story of The Binding of Isaac. It will follow some fan theories that are not canon.)

It's Mef's birthday! His girlfriend, Seraphina, is throwing a birthday party for him, and she's inviting all his friends. Come and read along, as this birthday party gets pretty WACKY!