Look, man. I wrote this during lockdown because I was bored and had nothing else to do. Nowadays I write actual things that are much better quality. I won't be finishing this story, but it is fun to look back on and I do hope you at least get a laugh out of it. :)) -Eli

An unlikely tale of odd affection and baffling fondness between a pair of outcasts in a ramshackle orphanage comes to be plagued by tragedy when they move away to the green idleness of Scotland. Six years scuttle by, and all that was promised to remain simple is replaced by the ugly misfortune of dirty secrets, traumatic yesterdays and Phil Lester's forbidden feelings for Dan Howell.

This book is for the students of Emo School. If you are interested, check out the Instagram account @emoschool_