Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

Spray Painted Bananas is a romantic comedy about Amber, a broke temp working in a catering firm in London, who after one too many evenings scrounging free wine from wacky art gallery openings with her best friend Farrell, decides there’s no reason she can’t become a conceptual artist herself. A chance meeting with the wealthy, young art curator, Elliott Frinton-Smith, sets things off in a desirable direction. Now all Amber needs is a brilliant idea to grab the attention of the nation. Spray Painted Bananas explores love and ambition with the touch of the absurd and plenty of bananas. It is OUT NOW published under the title THE TEMP by Harper Collins.

Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for your favorite posts that you believe you can relate to the most! Thanks for reading!

When it comes to seventeen-year-olds Aurora “Rory” West and Kale Mathews, there is no such thing as the concept of ‘common ground.’ Their interactions (the few that they have) are always filled with overly-sarcastic remarks and countless number of trips to the principal’s office. One day, when a particular interaction goes a bit too far, their principal decides to punish them with The Baby Project- a month long project, worth more than half their grade, that requires them to parent a fake baby. In the beginning, the partnership is discarded as a joke by both students. However, when threatened with the possibility of expulsion, Rory and Kale reluctantly agree to make peace for the sake of their education. Over time, something changes, making them question their thoughts and feelings. They say there's a thin line between love and hate, but will a baby be the last push? (Editing but still updating)

This story was created by a group of people on the Watt Pad Writer's Club. It is meant to be hilarious and ridiculous, and I believe it succeeded! Thanks to everyone who participated!! Special thanks to @Han_Man for inspiring this three word story. Part 4: @PaisleyAnne @conversehearts88 @nutella_girl @infinitywrite @Han_Man @sageivans @DreamingQueen @seasofme @BlueAsters @burymelove @willatree2 @_WoeIsBree @bealadantra95 @ididitallforyoudean @FromTheHeartOfMe @Sabrina_2992 Part 3: Special thanks to @ViktorijaSirene for having the second most posts!! (surpassed by the the one and only rock star @Han_Han !!) @AquaSirene @GhostHawk @PrincessInConverse @Han_Man @ViktorijaPankratova @WisdomDelight @velvetdarson @xoxoStardustxoxo @RENMA13 @Lee_Rudolph @kayb121 @luiree @SoccerGirl25 @Taylor62398 @shadowhunter134 @AliciaCCTX @softkitty299 @xsleepygirlx @Miracle357 @NiamhHoran Part2: @sweaterkid15 @JustineDy @epondyMouse @herobinson95 @fortheloveofhispter @Han_Man @ChandiceC @DreamingQueen @Abby_Will_Explode @DaSmiley @TealsLeafJuice @TheMarauder_77 @WisonDelight @CaitieemSwiftah @MadzzX @MalloryBlaise @godDessaster @Megabucks @Lee_Rudolph @basakkoyunca @DrewLordman @xsleepygirlx @BlueManRawks @Taylor62398 @StanleyMG Part 1 : Also special thanks to @DanaCrawford and @CaitieemSwiftah for each doing over twenty posts!! :D @Megabucks @Han_Man @LoveSmileSwift11 @DanaCrawford @scintillator @CaitieemSwiftah @TommyGirl @WisdomDelight @DreamingQueen @AdzBala @Awesome_Eliza @Iris_Jade @MissMonde @LJberry @AlaskaEverfall @7katelyn1 @DrewLordman @sailboat @lauren_avery @happychick @Blueskylover @xsleepygirlx @CollabXO @YeeShyanNg View the original here: http://www.wattpad.com/8214603-the-lazy-dog-thee-word-game

Maria Carrera is just like any other 16 year old. Except she is not completely human. She is Half-Angel. And who better to tell her the news than a strange boy who she knows nothing about. She is a independent girl, but what if, someone helps her for a change? Maria went through the death of her parents, rejection from other relatives and isolation among anyone else she came across. And she still lives to tell the tale. Aaron has a few secrets himself that need to come out in the open in order for certain events to take place. But can he do it alone? Follow Maria through her new revelations and find out more about her arrogant saviour that saves her life on more than one occasion but only after first being the cause; who turns out to be her Angel In Disguise.