ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵉʳʷᶦⁿ ˢᵐᶦᵗʰ'ˢ ʲᵒᵘʳⁿᵃˡ. [ᶦⁿ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃ ˢʰᶦᵗ⁻ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉˡʸ]

I've had this written for a while now and i wasn't sure if to post it or not but, here it is! This is a collection of my weird-ass vents and I was hoping some of you could relate to them. But of you don't, I'll at least hope it was a good read!

I inhaled so much paint before this

Caffeine deprived, stressed out college kid, Stephan, knows his barista hates him because the guy tells him so on the label of his cup every, single day. So why then does the bottom of the cup say something entirely different...? Wattpride featured selection!