Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

"𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘴𝘦𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘦?" 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤

"Which omega boy?" Jin said as he looked around until he spotted the soft dimple smile of the omega Namjoon. Jin then coldly continued, "I suppose he's okay but not enough for my standards to bother with." Namjoon knew he wasn't meant to overhear this conversation but he heard it nonetheless. (Pairings: Namjin, Vmin, Yoonseok) Pride & Prejudice - Alpha/Beta/Omega Spoof Highest Rank #1 BottomNamjoon

ᴀ ʀᴍ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ғᴀɴ ғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴘᴀsᴛ, ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴅɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʙᴇʀs, ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ, ᴊɪɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴡʜʏ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ. ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ!!!!! ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏs ᴏʀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛs. ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀᴜ sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴛᴜғғ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜᴇɴ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ. ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ ғᴀɴ ғɪᴄ sᴏ ɪғ ɪᴛ's sʜɪᴛᴛʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴍʏ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴇs. ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ʀᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ.

"but you need to keep it low, pretty boy" bottom! namjoon oneshot & promt namjin (×)