Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the way. Zombies aren't the only thing to fear... Copyright © 2013 by N_D_Iverson All Rights Reserved. (Warning: This is the unedited, raw first draft) **The edited and polished version, with bonus content and a never before seen chapter, is now available on all eBook retailer websites!**

They say "If you are skinny, you're on drugs. If you are fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you dress for comfort, you're a slob. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you're rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a whore. If you have female friends, you're a player" You can't do anything without being labeled. We live in a society where people can't survive if they're not judging the next person. If you're proud of who you are and don't care what anyone else thinks. Add this book. I love when people are happy and I want people to be happy, so maybe some of these inspirational quotes will shine a light in your day. Sounds corny I know (but it's true).

so this is my 4th book from Jokes Lol so true And Ways to annoy people So please read, vote, comment, follow and suggest any ideas by messaging me. My Instagram is @angelinapopovski so follow me Read my other books

Welcome to a day in my mind! On your journey, you will experience all sorts of jokes, and even some randomness. So sit back, and enjoy the book. (Cover made by me) :)

WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Poems and more :) Just a few words with a thousand meanings An everyday teen's Love Hate Friendship ... Mind [ Quotes that don't belong to me are given respected credit. ]

Carietta Diamond lived a troubled life, desperate to get away from a horrible past. Out of fear, she runs off to California to stay with her older sister Ruby Chrome, who has offered to take her in. When one of Carrie's freelance photography sessions ends with her taking a photo of famous YouTuber CaptainSparklez, her life suddenly changes in a flash. She finds the one thing she never wanted but always needed; true love. But when a traumatic event lands Carrie in the hospital, she may have to make the ultimate decision; to risk her life and the people she loves by staying in California, or run away and never return. Follow Carrie on her journey in Santa Barbara as she learns what it truly means to be part of a family, to experience love, and to discover that every Diamond has a Sparkle. Cover art made by -enduphere Copyright ©IzTRG 2013-2014