Jokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringey! ~

Everyone has heard, "The Hearse Song". "Don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by, or you may be the next to die." Well, what happens when you do laugh when a hearse goes by? Paul and Alex find out the hard way after several strange occurrences happen. Will Alex learn to never laugh when a hearse goes by?

I hope you guys like my work! Honestly, it wasnt a struggle at all! even though i was feeling very feverish. I wanted to dedicate this story to my readers and including Slenderman! A loved and important characater of Creepypasta. I understand the fact is that he dosent have a strong past life that brings him in this kind of position (since i dont belive him to be evil...hehe) Well enjoy guys! This is my first Bird pecks for y'all!

Shortly after Renessmee & Jacob start dating , Renessmee starts to become suspicious until she discovers Jacob has been sneaking around with Her mother behind her back. Renessmee then goes on to try to convince her father of her mother's disloyalty while jacob tries to win renessmee back. Jacob soon runs into a surprise from bella that might change everyone's lives and the fate of a new edition.

Renessmee is so excited for her and jacobs anniversary.. but she got an even bigger surprise than she expected

**COMPLETE but needs major editing** The after life of twilight! After the Voltori left and everything was peaceful is when it all struck...Renesmee was getting older and Jacob was getting deeper feelings for her. Bella almost left Edward. Bella almost died and A LOT more. Read to find out how it all plays out. Credit to Stephanie Meyer! All the original characters and ideas are hers. Only new ones are mine!!

A scary story I did for a school project.

(Y/N) is just an innocent girl who wanted to live a normal, carefree life. That's all she cares about, well, that and her candies. With low blood sugar, she needs to keep her energy up with something sugary, so what better way than to befriend a psychotic clown with a sweet tooth. Wait... What? Suddenly, (Y/N) finds herself thrown into a world of nightmares and murdered children. She tries to get help, but no one believes her. She's stuck being alone with the psychotic clown that puts the 'laughter' in 'slaughter'. But really, what could go wrong? DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LAUGHING JACK. HE BELONGS TO SNUFFBOMB. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE OTHER CREEPYPASTAS. THEY ALL BELONG TO WHOEVER THE HELL MADE THEM. I ONLY OWN THE STORY'S PLOT, GEORGE, OFFICER DELLA, OFFICER KINGSLEY, THE CHILDREN, THE PARENTS, BASICALLY ANY SIDE CHARACTER THAT ISN'T A MASS MURDERER. Rated M for Mature: -contains high violenve -contains high gore -contains foul language