If ya'll are in the mood for a lighthearted cray cray vibe, well jump on the wagon and read on. A book on sarcastic moments almost all of us get one way the other. #2-GAGS #301-HILARIOUS DISCLAIMER Not all material belongs to me. Credit to all their awesome owners. Enjoy xo.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Tweenagehood. It's a weird time. You're not quite a real teenager, the scary ones who drink alcohol and can drive cars (hopefully not at the same time), but you're definitely no longer a child. Braces, training bras, and a hell of a lot of friendship drama, it's a stressful time. It's a good thing I've already done it all for you, and I mean all painstakingly embarrassing 4 years, so you don't have to make my mistakes.

Wattpad is a site with two main groups of people- the writers and the readers. And then there are some other people who have anon accounts and all that stuff. Anyway, this book will delve into all things that Wattpad writers know to be true, and may prepare some of you readers who are about to start writing.

A girl with a diary of pages yellowed with age, in search of herself, sitting in the oddest of places: sometimes on a staircase, sometimes at the top of a slide, sometimes on the branch of a tree; writing about life, the way she sees it. 🏆 Winner by Popular Choice in "Campus Superwriters India 2020" hosted by @wattpadindia 🏆 1st place, Majestic Inc Junior Awards 2019 🏆 2nd place, Talent Awards 2019 🏆 3rd place, Astrologer Awards 2019

WARNING: You are about to enter a dangerous land. A land where no one forgives, and no one forgets. You might need this. *pulls out Marauder's Map* *hands you map*. May the odds be ever in your favor. Tbh, I don't even know what this is anymore. It's a guide/joke book/headcanons. Call it what you will.