Sydnie's life had gotten a little ... predictable. She went to the same boring job every day and had the same boring conversations until a mysterious stranger showed up and changed everything. What was his secret? Perhaps it had something to do with the Strawberry Watermelon Wendy's beverage he was constantly sipping from. Whatever it was, Sydnie wanted in.

A mario fan fiction

*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'. This is actually the best fic I've ever read. It emotionally destroyed me and then put me back together only to kill me again. Read on ao3 : http://archiveofourown.org/works/7454385

A one-shot story detailing the fall of Kim's butt 🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑 Everyone knew Kim Kardashian as a sweet and loving person. She cared for the poor, the unfortunate and the helpless. But what is behind Kim Kardashian? The woman who inspired millions to learn how to love themselves using selfies? It's a simple answer, her butt. Her butt has always been behind her. No matter where her butt is, Kim will always be one step ahead of it. No matter what happens, it'll always be hidden in the shadows of Kim's fabulous clothes. But it will never stop trying. One day, the butt will bring the downfall of the owner. 🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑~🍑 "If you know how I feel, why would you say that? Like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know I'm not happy you know I'm trying to see if it will work out here and I know it's not!" -Kim Kardashian, KUWTK "We're not going to f---ing find it in the ocean!" - Also Kim, KUWTK

when i saw her, it was easy to say... there was no bigger toddler. she was mine <3 this is a fucking joke