You were feeling bored one day so you decide to go to a party some of your friends told you about. There you meet a certain seadweller who won't leave you alone. Luckily, you don't want him to.
Your moirail is the ever so loving (horrible) Sollux Captor.
It's been like this for three? Four? Years now.
You wonder, would it be nice if you could have him as.. a Matesprite?
You don't know..
Maybe.