Just a tiny little collection of words... Enjoy reading! Cover courtesy: @atroXity (I do not own any of the images)

This isn't really a book. The pages will just be quotes that I live on. Hopefully you live on them too because they are just so beautiful. Just remember that these aren't my quotes!

Chauncey and Tina have been best friends since freshman year of high school. Ever since then, they've been a dynamic duo, and that's not for the better. They're the top-notch assholes. For all four years, they've been bullying people their age they feel are beneath them, don't fit the "popular" crowd, or for one other thing that they can't stand the most. Gay people. Chauncey hates men who are gay or homosexual, while Tina hates women who are gay or homosexual as well. Another thing the two are, are SEXIST. Chauncey plans to have a wife that will cook, clean, and take care of him and his future kids, and Tina plans to become a trophy wife to a rich man that'll take care of her and her future children. But after a day of church, what happens when the two switch bodies? After realizing that they're in the other persons body and realizing that no one will believe it, Chauncey and Tina have no choice but to adapt to having a life as the opposite sex. Chauncey will have to adapt to society's view on how a girl should look, how much she should weigh, and what she should do, while Tina will have to adapt to the hard workings on what a man really goes through to work, keep up his appearance, and athleticism. Without knowing how they'll ever be able to possess their own bodies again, will they be able to pull it off before graduation?

Something weird is happening in Quartzwater City. Roving gangs of chihuahuas are stealing everything that isn't nailed down. Rumors abound about some entity known only as the Warlord who might have insidious plans. Also the color green seems to be vanishing out of existence. This last item is of particular concern to Maximillian J. Toad, famed detective of questionable skills and moral character. Being a toad, the color green is kind of a big deal. He travels across universes to the distant planet Earth to seek help from his friends Sarah and Dr. Octavius in an attempt to figure out what the heck is going on. And what's the deal with all the strange doors that they keep finding everywhere? Meanwhile Zeke, our hapless protagonist from the first book, finds himself lost in deep space after being kidnapped by a group of condescending aliens intent on displaying him in a zoo on the planet Hoobler. Can he and his new friend Sadie find a way off the spaceship and back home to Earth? First they'll have to survive dangerous creatures, hostile planets, black holes, bad joke telling robots, and the greatest threat the universe has ever known. Take a trip into the farthest reaches of space and into unknown alternate universes in a story that its author is calling "A triumph!" "A real tour de force!" "Truly one for the ages!" "Wuckster has really outdone himself this time!"