"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

"You look so dead." "Well you did find me on Tumblr."

In which Jaehyun couldn't get Taeyong out of his mind

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

"How about I give you 50 and you give me a kiss on the cheek?" where yoongi uses an online website to create the ideal boyfriend which happens to be park jimin.

"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

acrophilia. noun. (uncountable) a love of heights. "For your information, some people actually enjoy heights and are not suicidal. I was just appreciating the view, enjoying the wind. I was actually enjoying life until you ruined the moment," he spits, carrying so much resentment that Jaebeom actually feels sorry. "I... I'm sorry. You just... looked like you wanted to jump." "You should've thought better before ruining my perfect moment and throwing me to the ground, which by the way, hurts like hell. Ass." (...) When Jaebeom's life is going down, he meets a strange boy who turns his world upside down. /crossposting on AO3/