"i didnt realise your penis would come out that big" 2015 all rights reserved © -ymas-

Both boys were close to getting the gold, whether it be getting drafted into the NHL or skating in 2016 Olympics in South Korea, but it's hard to keep moving forward when you're skating on cracked ice.

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

Luke's guide dog likes Michael more than he likes him. "I think he likes me more than you do." -"That's unlikely." blind!Luke top!Michael © wastedheartmuke, 2017 ; edited in 2018

Michael and Luke share a history but they also share a prison cell. prison!AU top!Michael © wastedheartmuke, 2017; edited in 2019

in·tru·sive inˈtro͞osiv/ adjective 1. causing disruption or annoyance through being unwelcome or uninvited. or the one au where the most wanted criminal in australia accidently stumbles upon the most innocent person he's ever encountered. punk!luke slightly fem!michael

daddy!michael has trouble keeping baby clifford quiet.

in which michael sucks at driving and luke is a cop who's constantly pulling him over. bad driver! michael asshole cop! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

*PREVIOUSLY TITLED "ARE YOU MY MOMMY" The last thing Luke expects when he wakes up hungover in the bed of his latest one-night stand is to come face to face with a freaking kid. But there she is all wild curls, thumb-sucking, and nonstop questions. Luke can't get out of there fast enough. Ashton isn't the type to have one-night stands. He's a parent, after all. It was a mistake, and it won't happen again. At least that's what he tells himself when he comes back from his shower to find the naked college kid still in his bed, arguing with Daisy. They couldn't be more opposites. At 25, Ashton has the responsibilities of two parents, raising his daughter and trying to pretend like he has everything figured out. At 21, Luke is a self-proclaimed Grindr god who doesn't care about anyone or anything but himself. So why is the universe (with the help of Michael and Crystal) so hell-bent on seeing them together? *completed but unedited [ranked #1 in 5SOS 4/1/20] [ranked #1 in 5secondsofsummer 5/11/20 & 4/7/22] [ranked #2 in Ashton Irwin 5/1/20] [ranked #1 in Michael Clifford 6/1/20]

So Ashton's going on a road trip with his friend, Calum, and he invited me to tag along. Being the adventurous shit I am, I said yes, but I wouldn't have if I knew that Luke Hemmings was going as well. God, I hate that guy, and the feeling's mutual. Why does that annoying brat have to come along? And Ashton and Calum expect us to be friends? Yeah, right. There's no chance that Luke Hemmings and I, Michael Clifford, are ever going to get along. WARNING: Smut Cover: _Jikko Other pairing(s): Cashton (minor) Dom!Luke © 2014 iCheeseYou