FOR FANS OF SHARPE, HORNBLOWER, AND TOER. The Year is 1821. Having murdered someone for a love he could never win, Waterloo veteran James Simpson has no choice but to leave England and start a new life in the Dutch East Indies... But to enjoy it, he must fight the Palembangese Sultan, and conquer the impregnable Fortress Gombora. Set in the Palembang War of 1821. Wattpad Hot 100 in the categories "Indonesia" (#21) "19th Century" (#1), "Colonial" (#1), "Musket" (#1), "Napoleonic" (#1), and "Netherlands" (#3).

We've all heard of Gryffinndor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin. But did you know a fifth house, little known and obscure, also exists at Hogwarts? Its origins shrouded in myth and general ignorance, this house is known as Borke. To this day some wizards dispute that it's even real. It seems to only attract the odd straggler students that the Sorting Hat rejects. In this outrageous Harry Potter parody, we follow the exploits of Snidely Porpington, Theresa Wastrel, and Hugo Nunsuch, a trio of fourth year students who are a part of this oft-overlooked house: the least prestigious at Hogwarts, reserved for the most untalented and unmotivated magical students.