Okay peoples this all the randomness that goes on in my mind. To warrior cats, to Once Upon A Time, to random chiz that goes up in my mind, to my wonderful friends, to anything I feel like talking about! PLEASE ENJOY!! *warning: my brain can not be controlled, I am very sorry if anything in this is offensive*

Kids with all their dabbing and memes these days.... By the way, I'm done with this book so you can stop voting on it, really. It just spams my notifications. Thanks anyway though, hope you enjoy!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Ever heard of a word and thought to yourself, "What the what does that mean?"... Well here's the best dictionary in the world to provide you with all the popular words of the 21st century and definitions to each of them. In this book, you'll find definitions to abbreviations, slang, hipster words, Tumblr words, social media, everything you want to learn! Who needs Oxford when you have this?!

"I don't want to exist, I want to live. I want even the darkest pieces inside her. I want to kiss the sorrow off her skin. Isn't that what love is? Isn't that what this beautifully constructed torture feels like? But I want the same from her. The power-hungry part of me wants something in return. I want her to love even the most monstrous parts of me. I want her to love me for the madman I am."

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.