{3rd story of the series} It is Dwayne's first year of middle school and he's already anxious about it. Despite those feelings, he comes across three new friends and a new choir program. Everything goes just fine until he stumbles upon another new "friend" from choir, whose high level of jealousy isn't compatible with Dwayne's friendship. Will Dwayne be able to survive middle school?

*Cue ominous voice* ⚠ W̶ͤ̓͂҉̞̻͇̯̫̻͎Á͖̪̣̪̼̟͈̙̲͛̚͘͝R̹͈̭̖͔̭̐̆̿͘Nͨͭ҉̣̻̥̲̘̞̝͜͝I̪̖͚̊̀̋̉̓ͣN̨̺̺̎ͯ͐̇G̑͐̓͟͏͖̭̱͡ͅ ⚠ NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THIS HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. H̢͚̳͇̱͈̠̦̠̭̄̏͐̂́O̢̬̹͆̋̑̅́͞R̠̱̝̂ͪ̌ͯ̃͛̚R̦̖̋̈̒͛̾͟͞O̝͔͈͚̮͍̽ͯ̀͟Ŕ̶̞̙̫͔͚͙͉̮͕̒ͬ̉́̚ ̍̆͘҉̠̱̪Ṣ̘̼̠̏̍̉ͬ͛ͤ̀̈́̚͜T̰̜͕͉̼̖͂̾̀͜͡O͈͎̼̼̩̭͕̲̻ͭ͆͒ͩ̃R͖̠͉̾̿̎ͦͮ̆ͦ̒̀I̷̛͉͓̯̝̟͓̠̖͑͑̈́̈Ë̤͕̹̫͍͓̪́͒͟͜S̡̨̻̤̝̜ͬͭͮ ̶̹͈͈̄̒̈́͊͛ͮ͒̒͋ͅB̘̙̠̞̑͋ͥ͗̒ͮͩͭͪY̶̡̰̜̩̎͒͒͐̐͜ͅ ̳͚̳͙͆̾͋̕J̪̖̟͉̝ͯͨ̈́̔̃̕͞ALENE ARMSTRONG CONTAINS SCENES THAT SOME READERS MAY FIND EXTREMELY... UPSETTING. THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK CANNOT AND WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE EFFECTS OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. YOU... HAVE... BEEN... WARNED! (This Description Was Inspired by The Amazing World of Gumball Episode 154 - "The Compilation")

After a depressing rejection, botanist Carmen moves in with two lodgers: a mad astrophysicist, and what appears to be an inter-dimensional hell demon. It isn't the ideal trio, but they make it work. From accidentally dating racists, to defending their home against the friendly neighborhood Estonian mafioso, the lodgers bond to form an unlikely (and dysfunctional) family. [written in 2017]

in which a girl orders chinese food from another girl and eats it. book two in the foodie series ♀lowercase intended♀

in which a boy orders burgers and a girl serves him. book three in the foodie series ☀ lowercase intended ☀

"my suicide letter will be only a picture of you and your new girlfriend, because that's enough to make me want to die." (don't read this i wrote it in the 7th grade pls let it die!!) (I LITERALLY WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 13 PLEASE DONT READ IT I ONLY KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF HOW OBNOXIOUS I WAS)

you came in waves, but you never stayed. --- dedicated to you, the one who makes me realize that it doesn't take a bullet to kill someone. © Copyrights Reserved

The unscripted pieces of the lives of Hadley, Archer, and everyone possible from their world.

When you see something, 'too good to be true' , Its usually 'too good to be true'. This fact is very true about, 'Hotel Blue Heaven'. People who stays there, actually feels like they are living ink 'Heaven'. Cause it's breathtakingly gorgeous. But, not all beautiful things are 'gem'. Many mysterious secrets are hidden inside it. But what happen, when someone try to unfold those secrets in their own mysterious way. Stay tuned to find out.