** previously known as, 'do you know what i'm seeing?' living in a world where your looks are ranked as numbers atop of your forehead, darryl finds it hard to survive without being thrown judgemental looks while peacefully walking down the sidewalk. faded in black ink was the number zero dreadfully scraped onto his soft face, broadly shining wherever he stood. he knew that in his society, he could never live up to any expectations, especially involving relationships. although, zak carder thought the complete opposite. 🏆 - #1 skephalo; february 1st 2020

The Nice and Fairly Accurate History of the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale, on their relationship over 6,000 years. Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other since the beginning, quite literally. From the gate of Eden to the end of the world, they have been there for each other- tempting, thwarting, and even helping (not that their respective head offices need to know). As the millennia go on, the two grow closer and closer, and there are words that both off them need to say, but neither do. It only takes the end of the world for them to get their heads on straight. AKA: Aziraphale and Crowley being pining idiots for 6,000 years. Cross-Posted on Ao3 under the same title

Crowley finds his secret conviction that the world was designed for his personal entertainment severely tested by the bloody boring fourteenth century. But what is he a demon for, if not to spice things up a bit? It's irrelevant that a certain angel is taking his orders seriously for once and embarking on a life of self-denial and doing good. That isn't the reason Crowley is bored, at all. And he certainly isn't acting up to get Aziraphale's attention because he's desperately in love or anything.

Crowley is consumed by nightmares and slowly they start taking over his life. The nightmares are enough to have made Crowley tired and drained. Crowley often stays home because going out takes too much energy, he can sometimes be residing in his snake form or in dark places (the source of his refueling). Aziraphale misses Crowley but then again he kind of doesn't. Crowley has changed and Aziraphale doesn't like it "what happened to my dear?" he often finds himself wondering. Aziraphale visits Crowley but still is too blind to see his suffering, or is he? BOOK 2 COMING SOON

"Since the Apocalypse had been avoided, the bond between the angel and the demon had grown closer. For the first time in 6000 years Aziraphale...felt something for Crowley. He didn't know what the strange feeling was when the ginger-haired demon was around, but - he was an angel, for Gods Sake. His kind used to be caring and loving, whatever or whenever." Aziraphale begins to question the Great Plan and its purpose on love. According to this, a demon and an angel aren't made for each other. When Crowley finally shows up at his bookshop and tries to confess his feelings for the angel, he breaks up. Leaving an angry demon and a very sad angel. Not knowing what they gonna do. Little do both of them know that these weren't exactly the commands from God herself...

Requests are currently [CLOSED] Innocent little stories based off the book Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett and the TV Series Be prepared for LOTS of angst, fluff, lemons, and the Ineffable Husbands ;) Range from a few hundred words to 1000+

So kiss me on the mouth and set me free but please, don't bite When the angel Aziraphale's bookshop burns down, he seeks refuge at the demon Crowley's apartment and the demon offers him the guest room, an offer too tempting for the angel to decline. I do not own any of the characters.

"Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley's shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn't much to ask, but-it was the demon. He had the literally infernal talent to make even the simplest, least dubious things feel like a temptation. Aziraphale knew it was Crowley's nature, and not strictly saying his fault, but it did sometimes make things feel *complicated*." Biarritz, South of France, 1921. Aziraphale stumbles on Crowley apparently working the hotels and casinos as a gigolo. At least, that's where it begins.

Crowley and Aziraphale fall in love slowly over the course of this slow burn story. Prepare for broken hearts, tears. I don't own the cover art.

Hey guys! If you didn't already know, I identify as asexual. Since I don't really get to talk about it a lot in my real life, I figured I'd share some of my asexual adventures with you! This is a rant book, so the only plot it follows is the one of my life. So here's a free ticket to my train of thought. Who knows where it will take us. -Mora Montgomery