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нε's тнε вα∂ вσү? ➵ J.M. by 1hopeless_romantic
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"He's the bad boy?" I ask, glancing over at him and arching my eyebrow. "Yup, Jonah Marais," she replies. "Doesn't seem like it," I say. "Oh don't do what I think you're gonna do," she looks at me worriedly. "And what do you think I'm gonna do," I smirk. "Challenge him," she quickly replies. "Oh well, then you have every reason to worry," I smirk and strut over to him. I slightly lean forward and extend my arm, tapping his shoulder. Little did she know that this bad boy was going to make her heart do flips and turns, and change her life. But the real question is if he's going to change it for the better or for the worse. Will he change her life for the better or for the worse? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "He's so tall and handsome as hell. He's so bad but he does it so well." ~Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HIGHEST RANKING: #165 IN FANFICTION Ranked: #735 in fanfiction 9/9/2017 Ranked: #721 in fanfiction 9/10/2017 Ranked: #445 in fanfiction 9/15/2017 Ranked: #341 in fanfiction 9/18/2017 Ranked: #165 in fanfiction 9/19/2017
Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear
The Babysitters by shhhhhhreya
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A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.
Pushed into the Pool by the Bad Boy by HollyOsgood
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"Had a nice swim?" He asks, a smirk on his face. I could literally slap him right now. "Bitch, you pushed me," I say breathlessly, my body shaking from the cold water. He just looks amused, as he takes a step closer to me. "Language," he says, his voice almost a whisper, "there's children here." ••• Opal Rodriguez, the girl who's just trying to get through high school like the rest of us. Until Nathan Adams moved to the house right in front of hers, basically becoming a part of her life. With him, he brought his smirk, his cocky attitude, his hoe magnet, and a cute little sister. She wanted a relaxing day at the pool. He kind of ruined it. What was just a dare, grew into a strange friendship between these two. Maybe even more than that. AUTHOR'S NOTE: this was all written by a middle schooler lol. Accessibility: text-to-speech feature! 🎧 Highest Rank: #2 in Teen Fiction; November 2018 #2 in Humor #2 in Friendship #40 in Love 2015
A Bet With The Devils by Pam-The-Lamb
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Highest-ranking in Humor; #1 "They all eventually end up falling" Alex adds and I smirk. "Not me" "Are you saying you're not going to fall for any of us?" Josh joins. "Yes" "We should make this interesting" Vinny talks "if you fall for one of us, we bang you" After her parents sent her out of state to finish her senior year of high school, Elliana finds herself living with the town's three biggest players, Vincent (Vinny) Halls the town's bad boy; Josh Summers the sexy genius; Alex Gordian the All-star athlete. Three Devils. One Girl. One Bet. And a prank war no one expected. After all, all is fair in love and war. Trailer by @WeAreYoungES: https://youtu.be/vk3Y74LLBQ0
Oh Yay! We Don't Know Whats Going On! **DISCONTINUED** by Amaya_Burke
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Book two! Book one is Oh Yay! We've Been Kidnapped! Sophie and Amaya are off again another adventure with whole gang and get to meet some new faces!! **DISCONTINUED**
Oh Yay! We've Been Kidnapped! by Amaya_Burke
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(Completed) Sophie and Amaya get kidnapped by one of Australia's most fearful gangs. But are they really that scary? (Use to be The Girl With The Summer Blues) Highest rank so far #5 in humor
Miss Me?? by BitterlySweetXoxo
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WARNING! I SUCK AT DESCRIPTION AND EVERYTHING STILL HAS TO BE EDITED!!!!!! Ava Skeletor Is Your Stereotypical 16 Year Old Nerd, She Has Glasses, Doesn't Wear Make-Up Except A Little Concealer, Super Smart, Gets Bullied, Abused And Threatened By The Popular Girl, Her Minions, The Jocks, Even Her Twin Brother, And Basically Every Single Person That Is Higher Than Her On The Social Ladder. What Happens To Her That Pushes Her Over The Edge That Makes Her Move Back To Queensland, Australia To Live With Her Aunt?? What Happens In Queensland To Make Her Move Back To California 2 Years Later As The New And Very Much Improved Badass That She Has Become?? Will She Get Revenge On The People Who Have Wronged Her?? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ryder Gray Started Attending Lakewood High A Year After Ava Left. On The First Day Of School He Instantly Became The Schools Bad Boy And Heart Throb. He Always Wore His Signature Leather Jacket, Rumored To Be In A Gang, Always Spoke Back, Toyed With Girls Feelings Then Crushes Them When The Time Is Right And Sleeps Around. Girls Think They Can Change Him But Never Succeed And Instead Become Chipmunks In His Game. All The Girls Want Him, And All The Guys Want To Be Him. So What Happens When Ava Shows Up?? Read On To Find Out
Im Back Fuckers by KirstenBonham
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Kim is a girl who has a troubled past. she has a secret. her family is rich but she doesn't care. what happens when she gets fed up from all the bullying and abuse, she runs away and changes her self she comes back 3 years later and she is now the most feared woman in all of america but no one knows her TRUE name she is known as the silent killer. she is the most feared gang leader in the world. Zane is a bad boy at school he is easily the hottest one there. He has black cropped hair, sparkling blue eyes, he is tall and sexy. and lets not forget he is the second most feared gang leader in the world. what happens when Kim comes back to school and has eyes for her. what happens when he learns that Kim is his right hand man, and best friends sister! --------------------------------------------- "Your so called sister just slapped me!" "Really what sister. I can only see a ugly slutty pig." Then I felt a tingling sensation. "OH FUCK NO THIS CUNT JUST SLAPPED ME!" I was hurt very bad not physically but mentally. Our parents died in a plane crash and he was all I had. Well, key word 'HAD.' "I AM FUCKING DONE WITH ALL OF YOU. AND YOU SETH, I ALWAYS HOPED YOU WOULD BECOME LIKE THE BROTHE I USE TO HAVE BUT NOW I KNOW YOU ARE LONG GONE! You were never there for me when mom and dad died! OR WHEN I NEEDED YOU A FEW DAYS AGO. I WILL COME BACK AND I WILL GET YOU ALL BACK FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!" With that I run out of the school, I run all the way to my house. I get my secret stash of money my parents gave meme from their will, then I run like my life depended on it. TIME TO GET SOME REVENGE BITCHES! beta read by @shadow_Akia
The Gangleader Paction by AverageClicheGirl42
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It's the middle of the night and it has finally come to your attention that you have mercilessly devoured the last of your Ben and Jerry's, leaving none for an intense movie marathon. Well, what do you do? Reschedule movie night for a date when you do get your greedy little hands on that ice-cream? No! Of course not. You go outside in the middle of the freaking night, by yourself, on foot to the nearest convenient store in hopes to quench your thirst for that heavenly ice-cream, is what you do. Too bad that fool proof plan just got you tied up and duct taped in the back of a van. Yup. Kidnapped. ----------------------- A lot of things remained a mystery about Skyler Brooklynn, aside from the life-threatening addiction for ice-cream and obsession over childish things. She had lived her life mostly alone, away from her gambling father and late mother, so most of her mysteries, even she didn't know. Like the part where she had zilch idea, she had been signed off in place of a great deal of money to a devilishly handsome crime boss. Wait what? And after completely abandoning Sky and making off with the staggering amount of money, her father disappeared from her life replaced with an arrogant, all-business, and uptight gang leader who had returned to collect what was rightfully his. Her. #4 in Humor, Highest Ranking. ©️All Rights Reserved