I just wanted to graduate high school, finally tell my crush how I felt, and become the main goalie for the soccer team. Guess which one I completed. Since my crush is dead, I can't tell her shit. All of my teachers are probably dead too, so graduating is out of the question. If you guessed that I became the main goalie for my soccer team... you were right -if you count me bashing the previous goalie's head in with a shovel as a promotion. I know I sound like a whiner and a murderer, but I hope you will change your perspective once you catch a glimpse at the circumstances.