Severus Snape isn't your average teenage wizard. Traumatized from his tragic childhood and fed up with his incompetent bullies, he joins a Dark Arts gang with his pet bat because he's edgy like that until his best friend with the green orbs stops talking to him and breaks his heart. How will Severus get her back, all the while trying to impress the Dark Lord, getting over his shampoo-phobia and coming up with a successful plan to murder the marauders? Read to find out [Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter universe]

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