Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Okay let me just start off by saying, this is not how I pictured my life going. My name is Emmarie Ethridge. I am 19 and hardly ready to live in this world of adulthood I'm being thrown into. At the moment I live in a town in Colorado named Loveland, sounds cheesy right, well it's a real thing! It's a beautiful place to live, everything here was perfect... but a lot of things have changed for me this past year. I say was because I did have a perfect life and happy family, I had so many friends and people who cared about me as much as I did them, but after what happened, I don't know what you would consider the status of my life anymore. It was me, both my parents and my four siblings, Hannah who is currently 25 and living with her douche bag of a boyfriend Declan, Jaxon who this passed year left and moved to California at the age of 22 with a couple of his buddies, Kade, my now 16-year-old brother who seems to be forgotten by my parents along with me ever since our youngest sister Brecken has been missing....

"you look pretty yummy" "what?" "you have a nice ass." "eyes off"

Mariah Massey is a typical girl who needs a little upturn in her life. But when she takes this babysitting job, will it be more than she can handle. + Mature Content

We were Just friends Who spoke like lovers And that seemed to be enough for Two teenagers who were scared to love one another. k.a.t Highest Rankings #6 Grayson #132 YouTube #43 famous

"This is like torture sex for your pleasure" "Let me be your 50 shades of Ethan" "Damn you're already wet for Daddy" ~A girl named Kristen who discovers Ethan and when he says she's gonna get punished it wasn't the type of punishment she expected ~ ⚠Very Smutty and kinky⚠- Just a warning Finished- 1/17/17 Highest Ranking- #5 in smuttyfanfic #130 in fanfiction #30 in Ethandolan

In this book, you'll walk into the mind of Eva, a high school girl who accidentally received an interesting picture from grayson dolan and his not so little friend.

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