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Devil's Due [h.s.] by petit_cerise
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Devil's Due: To acknowledge the positive qualities of a person who is unpleasant or disliked. Harry Styles, the brooding and intolerable tattoo parlour owner, meets River, a stubborn and somewhat oblivious girl, who just doesn't understand the reasoning behind his nefarious ways but is determined to find out. River comes to realize that Harry's hiding something much deeper than expected... only once those secrets come to the surface, it's too late to turn back. -- *18+ // Story Contains Mature and Explicit Content*
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Ice cream, Teasing and Awkward Situations by miadaley17
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Mia Collins just wanted to get through her senior year of high school with as minimal awkward situations as possible. However, that's kind of hard to do when you have a narcissistic arch-nemesis who's hell-bent on ruining your life. From the moment he laid eyes on her, he seemed to take an immediate dislike. After all, it only took a measly few hours of knowing her for him to kick a soccer ball right at her unsuspecting 11-year-old face. Though they did not know it then, this iconic moment would mark the beginning of what felt like a lifelong feud. Six years later and their mutual hatred for one another is still very much alive and kicking. She despised him, and he despised her and that's the way it always would be. But what happens when sparks fly, and stomachs flutter? Will someone break the eternal feud? One's thing for sure- Mia will definitely not be the one to break. ----------------------------------------- If you're looking for a hilarious, light-hearted teen-fiction book, with a whole load of embarrassing situations, this is the read for you. Follow Mia and Ethan on their journey from hate to love. ---------------------------------------- Warning: The second-hand embarrassment in this book can be incredibly severe at times. ---------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. ---------------------------------------- Highest ranks: #1 in Teen fiction-August 28, 2020 #1 in Enemies -August 31, 2020 #1 in Young adult- September 5, 2020 #2 in Humor - September 12, 2020
Worst Story on Wattpad ✓ by arcticstars
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!
Punks Meet Flower Crowns >> Lashton AU ✔️ by mikellyart
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[COMPLETED] "Because I'm dumb. I'm scared. I'm a coward. I can't come to terms with anything. I love him but I'm not capable of loving him. Does that make sense?" Luke is the pessimistic new waiter with piercings, tattoos and a broken heart. Ashton is his optimistic co-worker with flower crowns, dimples and a dark past. Assumptions will be made, friendships will be tested but one thing's for sure. When punks meet flower crowns, they're in for one hell of a ride. Lashton Hemwin AU. Script style. Short chapters. Highest Rank: #120
Colors [COMPLETE] by Chingyonce
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She claimed that she could see his true colors. But the only color he ever knew were the red of his assignments. -Cover made by @Tonii
Bite Me; larry stylinson [Top!Harry Bottom!Louis Feminine!Louis] by larryent
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13.02.18 - #66 in fanfiction "You're a sassy little thing, aren't you?" "Bite me, Styles." OR Part one of the "As Sweet As Devotion Series", where Louis is a teasing cheerleader ( maybe a bit of a bitch too ) and Harry is the popular football captain. louis' instagram/twitter : @/gaynotdesperate harry's instagram : @/harrystyliar & Twitter : @/Harry_Styliar MATURE CONTENT!! Lovely cover art by caslerrr43. Credit to anything used in the cover to the rightful owners! Highest Ranking: #10 in larrystylinson, #8 in onedirection #1 in #bottomlouis, #11 in louis, #56 in harry #3 in zaynmalik, #2 in liampayne, #5 in louistomlinson, #4 in niallhoran, #31 in harrystyles Check reading list entitled 'THE NEW TRANSLATIONS' for translated versions of this story. larryent April 2017 Disclaimer. I do not own one direction or anything with a brand name. This is a fan fiction and purely for entertainment. DO NOT STEAL/REPOST MY STORIES/WORKS. ©larryent
Stall  by MysteryMixtapes
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*Story Contains Mature and Explicit Content* [COMPLETED] "Strangers in the dark can change your life in the light." "As I reach the front door I can't help the same question swimming around in my mind, what could possibly be on all of those tapes?" ----- Preview: "You wanna try and be my medicine Abby?" he asks with a deep testing tone, keeping his voice quiet. "I can try" I breathe out as I gulp when his grip tightens "Try me" His hand slides up my throat, his long fingers wrapping tight around my jaw "That's what you really want?" I nod, as I sigh out a shallow yes, and I see every muscle in his body tense, as he wets his lips; hoarsely murmuring his next sentence like its his last try at making me change my mind. "I'm dangerous Abby, this is your last chance, tried to warn you" My stomach twists and knots, as I use every ounce of bravery I have. "Prove it then" ----- Book Started : DEC 2018 - COMPLETED MAY 2019
Butt fuck it? // l.s by xbeautifulstyles
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[COMPLETE at 100k] @Louis_Tomlinson: hey sexy (; @Harry_Styles: Excuse me? @Louis_Tomlinson: I was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck it . •••••••••
Funny Texts & Awkward Moments (COMPLETED) by instagramgirll
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Married To A Larry Shipper || Larry Stylinson (Complete) ✔️ by LouAndI_Larry
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"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||