The Emerson household is a damn hellhole, with one of the oldest being constantly drunk, and the youngest having a degree in blackmail there are bound to be some random ass shenanigans. Also thanks to @iSPoOpyi for helping me with the characters.

Just DDLC.. Just DDLC... Just DDLC.... Just DDLC =)

this is where I try out some memes

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!