stop requesting you fucks it says the book is over

After the End, Tom spent... a lot of time, reflecting on what happened to the old house... there were so many memories, and even if he tried not to show it, unless he was drunk on Smirnoff, he and his friends could tell all of them missed the old house, even if they liked the new one. One night though, partially buzzed from drinking some Smirnoff after watching Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell 5 with his friends again, he left the new place he called home and went and visited the remains of the old one... only to hear the annoyingly familiar, and supposed-to-be dead, "Hello... Old 'Friend'."