So for some reason this doesn't already exist so I decided to make it exist because my life really is that sad Just in case anyone didn't already realise, this is a joke

after all, the sexual tension they share is unnelievable

Better out then in I always say

I'm sorry

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Sebastian and Ciel come across a certain sexy hotel and decide to have some fun with a certain wind instrument ;))) This story is not mines! Original Story Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7560859/chapters/17198347

THIS IS MY OTP

It was lonely in Shrek's swamp until his biggest fan came knocking on his door and wanted to take a ride on his big mighty green rocket

well u an don liv a lyfe wit a small loan of a million dollas